It all began on a warm, sunny day.

No one could have ever expected this to happen. We happened upon this crime scene at approximately four in the afternoon.

After the misadventure we not so fondly refer to as “washing the dogs”,

subtitled as, “making them look respectably like a drowned rat and a dying cat”,

we felt the need to get away from it all. Not so. Mystery always follows us.

We happened upon this strange scene as you see it below. And then… the horror began. ::insert Wilhelm scream:: [if you don’t know what that is, you suck. ;P ]

We decided the best way to approach this was to take witness statements while the photographer took pictures of the crime scene.

We heard some very… very… unique stories.

The first of which went something like this:
Witness 1: “Mm. Mm. Mm.” ::snatched up more food::
Investigators: ::collective blinks::

Thinking this would get us no where, we moved on to questioning the next witness.

Witness 2: “It’s like a little explosion in your mouth, like a bomb that goes, ‘Oooh! Tasty!’ You should try it!”
Investigators: ::collective cocked eyebrows::

We were not used to questioning such low-lifes. However, we persevered and went to the next witness.

Witness 3: “An ancient courting ritual in Egypt used pomegranates. They would gather all the single women of the village, and whichever could eat a whole pomegranate without spilling a drop of the blood red liquid inside the pods on their snow white gowns or skin was declared the most eligible bachelorette.” ::nods and grins::
Investigators: ::collective groans::

Obviously we were dealing with the town kook. Moving on, we questioned the final witness.

Witness 4: “You know, Johnny Depp, when he was playing Jack Sparrow in Pirates 2: Dead Man’s Chest, used pomegranate seeds instead of paprika in that scene with the Pelegostos. But since it looked like he was bleeding and like a little more than just a little seasoning, although I think since they were cannibals anyway, blood would’ve been more appealing to them….anyways. the producers cut it. How do I know this? I was there! Hiding in the bush. One time behind a pineapple. That was odd. My neck still hurts.”
Investigators: ::collective sighs::

Thinking this couldn’t get any worse, we decided to review the photographs of the crime scene in our “top secret crime lab”. We made the mistake of leaving the witnesses alone. And then this happened.

HAHA. Caught Red Handed. Introducing the notorious Sneaky, Gremlin and Supersta’!



Sincerely submitted,
The eternally weird and ever bored Anderson sisters. ::giggles::

P.S. If you read all of this, you’re more weird than we are. :P

P.P.S. And we just gave you a cookie. (what? internet cookies count. We didn’t specify. Haha. SUCKER!!!!)